I know I can’t avoid it.  I get one every summer- each worse than the previous year.  I get terrible summer colds.

I feel like I’m drowning in snot and that my heads ready to pop from the pressure building up.  This is going to turn into a sinus infection, I can tell.

And I’ve had it for ages, too, weeks at the very least.  If not a month.

What’s the punchline?  Someone, pretty please, shoot me.