This was a weird ass little movie.  The plot was hard for me to follow at points, mostly because it didn’t make much sense.

From what I understand:

In the late 1600’s (if the Netflix blurb is to be believed) there was an inquisition in this monastery.  The man in question turned out to be actually demonically infested- he clawed the walls and this caused wounds to priests, and he reacted to Holy Water as if it had been acid.  You know, your basic demonic infestation.

So the monks/Inquisition walled him in.

He turned out to be walled into the catacombs under a monastery that remains.  400 years later a (female) Catholic School teacher visits this monastery for reasons completely unexplained.  There is an asshole monk who keeps jumping up and talking about how evil women are.

Then the demon in the catacombs breaks loose and is demony and there is a Priest who kind of has a crisis of faith but gets better and the demon takes over the woman and the Priest exorcises her and everything is all right, I guess.

The tweets:

MartianBethany:  Bad Movie Live Tweet at 6:30 central. Join us for the chat here: http://tweetchat.com/room/bmlt Watching Catacombs #bmlt

MartianBethany:  Netflix blurb: After inadvertently releasing a terrifying demon that’s been buried within a monastery’s catacombs for 400 years, a-

MartianBethany:  -teacher and a group of monks fall prey to a series of ghastly attacks and resolve to fight back against their supernatural foe. #bmlt

MartianBethany:  ….if Xbox will ever play the damn thing.

MartianBethany:  Oh finally. Starting livetweet guys!

MartianBethany:  I don’t want to be picking but the Monks who are singing the opening title… I normally like the monk-chanting thing but this sucks.

MartianBethany:  I think it’s because the accompaniment sounds like it’s being done on a fucking casio keyboard

Adamthemann: @MartianBethany So basically the Yevan Hymn from FFX gotcha

MartianBethany:  We keep cutting back and forth between a Franciscan monk doing stuff and galloping horses. Mid 16 hundreds, I think is when we are.

MartianBethany:  Oh man earlier the priest kissed the cross and started smoking, and now it looks like he caught on fire. That’s harsh.

MartianBethany:  A cross-shaped glass vial is a terrible way to store water, holy or otherwise. You’ll get water caught in the arms, it’s gotta be next

MartianBethany:  to impossible to clean. Why would you do that?

Adamthemann: @MartianBethany because 16 hundreds era monks are idiots apparently

MartianBethany:  It’s very ‘Tuscan’ to me, I think this is supposed to be Italy. Only now it’s Italy in the 80’s, I think.

MartianBethany:  And now we have a redhead American lady visiting this Tuscan abbey. The Brother Superior speaks excellent English.

Adamthemann: OHHHHH so they are they are the idiot monks from Assassin’s Creed 1 I got it now. That explains a lot

MartianBethany:  Oh and a Monk who’s pissed about the WOMAN appearing. ‘We’re not a HOTEL for LOST WOMEN’. Suck it baldie.

MartianBethany:  Oooh we’re going to tour the Catacombs later. This is the kinda movie where the name, by happenstance, gets mentioned a lot.

MartianBethany:  They, at one point, walled in the obviously evil bad guy. Now a brick is being pushed loose from the wall in the Catacombs. Oh dear.

MartianBethany:  The woman is sitting in her room and sad is coming from the ceiling. And now.. her nose is bleeding. I hate nosebleeds, they make-

MartianBethany:  -everything taste like copper. (Martian Note: I had nosebleeds at least once a week when I was young, for some reason.  It got to be where I am still really blase about nose bleeds.  This factoid is far more interesting than the movie.)

MartianBethany:  Wow, the monks are playing soccer and several have their cassocks all hiked up. That’s a lot of Monk leg.

MartianBethany:  “Brother Martino, sometimes you are as slow as you are short.” Oh snap!

MartianBethany:  Ha this priest is reading to the monk, and when other monks are in the room he reads the bible, but when they leave it’s Mark Twain.

Adamthemann: The only thing, these monks and priests are missing is a standard on reading material

MartianBethany:  I blame the 80’s for the continued persistence of pleated front pants. The American is pretty but her pants are awful.

MartianBethany:  Somehow this guy didn’t hear when his lenses of his glasses (sitting on table) broke. Man, damn sure I would have heard it.

MartianBethany:  Wow. So this monk excavated a grave, and was studying a god medallion, when his glasses broke. Then he was dragged into the grave and-

MartianBethany:  -buried in it. After all the earth filled it in, a wooden headstone was thrust out of the ground with a demonic RAWR. #noreally

MartianBethany:  “You can’t be a priest and not deal with death” No, guys, you can’t be a PERSON and not deal with death. Death touches everybody.  (Martian Note: I actually screamed this at the tv, this line pissed me off so much.)

MartianBethany:  Oh you can tell the Brother Superior apart because he has a big shiny crucifix. I just noticed.

MartianBethany:  We have more sand pouring from the ceiling. Into someone’s lunch, this time- bummer.

MartianBethany:  American walks into the room, and a cross leaps off mantel. Woman hater stands up and goes “EEEVVVILLL thy name is woman!” (Martian Note: No, really.)

MartianBethany:  Woman sits down to eat. “Come, let me give you that tour.” She leaves her food untouched. Too polite to say no, or not hungry?

MartianBethany:  It does look pretty nasty, to be honest. I mean, even through the filter of the TV.

MartianBethany:  Guy just turned the hourglass over while preaching brimstone and fire. Guess: someone dies as the last of the sand falls.

PurePareidolia: @MartianBethany I haven’t heard a plan that dastardly since the Wizard of Oz!

MartianBethany:  I love it when Catholics are named Elizabeth. It amuses me in a religious history sense.

MartianBethany:  Oh wow the hourglass started dripping BLOOD. Then someone freaked out. Was that an explosion? What the hell?

MartianBethany:  This guy pronounces catacombs as cat-a-coooms. He’s gonna say it a lot. /sigh

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany this movie sounds nucking futts, smoking monks, blood hourglasses (makes no fuckin sense) and monks reading MT

cmdrsue:  @MartianBethany the pleated pants comment made me snork.

MartianBethany:  @cmdrsue The devil is responsible for pleated front pants. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

MartianBethany:  Okay, I realize this is a Tuscan Abbey that’s ancient or whatever but it looks the EXACT same as it did 400 years ago. The giant life-

MartianBethany:  size crucified Jesus statue, painted with a wig is the exact same. Nobody, in 400 god damn years, moved ANYTHING in this room.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany obvious continuity error is obvious

MartianBethany:  @Adamthemann Mural on the wall is the same? okay, I can buy it. Same implements, even. But the same tacky-looking live-size Jesus

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany remember buddy christ is your friend

cmdrsue:  @MartianBethany you can’t go movin’ sacred shizzle around!

MartianBethany:  Women Hater Monk (WMH) is all sneaking around, creeping out the nice lady, complaining to the Brother Superior.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany I can see that conversation Monk: “But brother, they won’t touch me in my no no place, so I creep them out.”

MartianBethany:  I think Brother Superior just called WHM out for freaking everyone out with his fire and brimstone bullshit.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany and the fire and brimstone bullshit is his penis 😛

MartianBethany:  WHM: They’re all freaked out! BrotherSup: Yeah, because YOU’RE FREAKING THEM OUT dude. Sadly, WHM is right about a few things.

MartianBethany:  Namely, the demon in the catacombs. Isn’t there a trope about the asshole being right? ugh.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany Red Headed woman….Now I am interested

MartianBethany:  I think Brother Superior just found the demon’s tomb. There are a lot of bright red scars on the walls, dripping blood. He’s wiggin’

MartianBethany:  And now he’s got a scar on his face, and he sees himself floating on a board and.. he had a heart attack and died. Huh

MartianBethany:  So, lets guess: WHM is going to take over the Abbey and have the woman stoned or something. Asshole.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany his motivation for that is, he was forced to be a monk cause all women shunned him

MartianBethany:  Man if this guy doesn’t die I’m going to be so disappointed.

MartianBethany:  Man this movie has the worst, most plastic looking flowers I’ve ever seen. Terrible.

MartianBethany:  Oh god, we’re zooming in on the creepy Jesus statue. Okay, movie pause time: A, I need a bathroom break.

MartianBethany:  B: I wildly suspect that TackyJesus is about to open his eyes and leer at me. I need to be fortified with more soda

MartianBethany:  Okay, back. Upon further examination: the CROSS looks plastic too. What the hell.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany crappy production is crappy

MartianBethany:  Oh, even better, Jesus is moving around in the background, out of focus.

MartianBethany:  He’s about to kill the hell out of this Monk who’s snarfing a Snickers bar.

MartianBethany:  The Monk of course, think he’s a Vision of god- until Jesus runs him through. Wow.

cmdrsue:  @MartianBethany creepy Jesus?

MartianBethany:  @cmdrsue Even up and moving, he was more like Tacky Jesus. He was clearly wearing a fake beard and big wig. Like, clearly.

MartianBethany:  Now… flowers growing from the cracks of a rock wall are fake bleeding.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany @cmdrsue maybe the movie is on it’s monthly friend hence all the bleeding

MartianBethany:  @Adamthemann @cmdrsue Based on the self-flagellating WHM character, I’d say that it’s more likely this movie cuts itself.

MartianBethany:  @Adamthemann @cmdrsue “Craaaaawwwling in my skiiiiiin this wound it will not heeeeeaaalllll”

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany @cmdrsue LMAO this movie has emo moments

cmdrsue:  @MartianBethany @adamthemann bwha-ha-ha! #emo #thismoviecutsitself

MartianBethany:  WHM laid in WAIT for Elizabeth so he could JUMP OUT and go ‘YOOOOOUUUU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME…. IN THIS ABBEY!” (Martian Note: ACTUAL DIALOG guys.  No, really.)

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany YOOOOOOUUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAASSSSS O_o

MartianBethany:  @Adamthemann Really I think he was waiting there all day for her. He’s been all ‘creeper monk’ today.

MartianBethany:  Old dying guy “Listen to me, this place is going all to hell.” No joke.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany Or maybe he wants to keep her, his dirty little secret

MartianBethany:  Oh wow, when Jesus killed the Monk earlier he tied the Monk onto the cross he climbed down off of. I- just- wow.

MartianBethany:  Oh, hey, it’s this Monk’s friend from the village who’s also a woman. WHM is gonna have a shit fit.

MartianBethany:  Wow American lady is possessed. I was afraid WHM was right about this bullshit.

MartianBethany:  So, let’s guess here: Nice Priest dude is gonna exorcise the devil from her, but die in the process. #wherehaveiheardthatbefore

MartianBethany:  I just lost track of what’s happening. Is this a flashback? Is the devil dude freaking out or something?

MartianBethany:  Then the priest dude used a mirror to… light the fuck out of the bad guy? Is this heaven’s light? Sunlight? Is a vampire? What?

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany Edward Cullen invaded this movie NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adamthemann:  Twilight vampires in this movie #twilightdestroyseventheshittiestofmovies

MartianBethany:  Girl is successfully exorcised. Surprisingly, the priest dude did NOT die. Huh.

MartianBethany:  Well, that hunk of shit is over. Man their art department should be fired.

MartianBethany:  Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany Superman approves of chucking shit into the sun *cue all the worlds nukes scene*

God this movie made no sense in a lot of places.  There seemed to be no rule for movement where the demon was concerned- I realize that he’s a supernatural creature but even in a supernatural movie you need rules to how a thing can move and where and when, there has to be a natural progression to the story and the way things go.

Also, I hated that they made the Woman Hating Monk RIGHT about what was going on. It sets up the movie to support the WOMAN IS EVVVVVIL standpoint which I realize is probably not the case, but the whole idea annoys me anyway.

Also, I am in fact annoyed that the Art Department created the WORST life-sized Jesus replica I have ever laid eyes on, but this abomination to stagecraft played a pivotal role in several scenes in the movie.  In one scene Jesus climbs down from the cross to kill a monk, in another the monk is tied to the cross.

Look at those waxy abs!
Same Jesus time, Same Jesus channel

Plastic Jesus 1980

Ugh, this movie.

Anyway, it was completely awful.  The dialog was stilted and terrible in many places, and a lot of the plot just made no god damned sense.  I had to flip through bits of this film to get screen caps of Jesus and reminded myself how awful it was.

I have no good way to end this, really, other than this movie was irredeemably awful and should never have been made.

This was a weird ass little movie.  The plot was hard for me to follow at points, mostly because it didn’t make much sense.

From what I understand:

In the late 1600’s (if the Netflix blurb is to be believed) there was an inquisition in this monastery.  The man in question turned out to be actually demonically infested- he clawed the walls and this caused wounds to priests, and he reacted to Holy Water as if it had been acid.

So they walled him in.

He turned out to be walled into the catacombs under a monastery that remains.  400 years later a Catholic School teacher visits this monastery for reasons completely unexplained.  There is an asshole monk who is also Woman Hating (for good biblical reason, I suppose, but that doesn’t make him any less of an asshole).

Then the demon in the catacombs breaks loose and is demony and there is a Priest who kind of has a crisis of faith but gets better and the demon takes over the woman and the Priest exorcises her and everything is all right, I guess.

MartianBethany:  Bad Movie Live Tweet at 6:30 central. Join us for the chat here: http://tweetchat.com/room/bmlt Watching Catacombs #bmlt

MartianBethany:  Netflix blurb: After inadvertently releasing a terrifying demon that’s been buried within a monastery’s catacombs for 400 years, a-

MartianBethany:  -teacher and a group of monks fall prey to a series of ghastly attacks and resolve to fight back against their supernatural foe. #bmlt

MartianBethany:  ….if Xbox will ever play the damn thing.

MartianBethany:  Oh finally. Starting livetweet guys!

MartianBethany:  I don’t want to be picking but the Monks who are singing the opening title… I normally like the monk-chanting thing but this sucks.

MartianBethany:  I think it’s because the accompaniment sounds like it’s being done on a fucking casio keyboard

Adamthemann: @MartianBethany So basically the Yevan Hymn from FFX gotcha

MartianBethany:  We keep cutting back and forth between a Franciscan monk doing stuff and galloping horses. Mid 16 hundreds, I think is when we are.

MartianBethany:  Oh man earlier the priest kissed the cross and started smoking, and now it looks like he caught on fire. That’s harsh.

MartianBethany:  A cross-shaped glass vial is a terrible way to store water, holy or otherwise. You’ll get water caught in the arms, it’s gotta be next

MartianBethany:  to impossible to clean. Why would you do that?

Adamthemann: @MartianBethany because 16 hundreds era monks are idiots apparently

MartianBethany:  It’s very ‘Tuscan’ to me, I think this is supposed to be Italy. Only now it’s Italy in the 80’s, I think.

MartianBethany:  And now we have a redhead American lady visiting this Tuscan abbey. The Brother Superior speaks excellent English.

Adamthemann OHHHHH so they are they are the idiot monks from Assassin’s Creed 1 I got it now. That explains a lot

MartianBethany:  Oh and a Monk who’s pissed about the WOMAN appearing. ‘We’re not a HOTEL for LOST WOMEN’. Suck it baldie.

MartianBethany:  Oooh we’re going to tour the Catacombs later. This is the kinda movie where the name, by happenstance, gets mentioned a lot.

MartianBethany:  They, at one point, walled in the obviously evil bad guy. Now a brick is being pushed loose from the wall in the Catacombs. Oh dear.

MartianBethany:  The woman is sitting in her room and sad is coming from the ceiling. And now.. her nose is bleeding. I hate nosebleeds, they make-

MartianBethany:  -everything taste like copper. (Martian Note: I had nosebleeds once a week when I was young, for some reason. Every time I see one I have a horrible flashback.)

MartianBethany:  Wow, the monks are playing soccer and several have their cassocks all hiked up. That’s a lot of Monk leg.

MartianBethany:  “Brother Martino, sometimes you are as slow as you are short.” Oh snap!

MartianBethany:  Ha this priest is reading to the monk, and when other monks are in the room he reads the bible, but when they leave it’s Mark Twain.

Adamthemann: The only thing, these monks and priests are missing is a standard on reading material

MartianBethany:  I blame the 80’s for the continued persistence of pleated front pants. The American is pretty but her pants are awful.

MartianBethany:  Somehow this guy didn’t hear when his lenses of his glasses (sitting on table) broke. Man, damn sure I would have heard it.

MartianBethany:  Wow. So this monk excavated a grave, and was studying a god medallion, when his glasses broke. Then he was dragged into the grave and-

MartianBethany:  -buried in it. After all the earth filled it in, a wooden headstone was thrust out of the ground with a demonic RAWR. #noreally

MartianBethany:  “You can’t be a priest and not deal with death” No, guys, you can’t be a PERSON and not deal with death. Death touches everybody.

MartianBethany:  Oh you can tell the Brother Superior apart because he has a big shiny crucifix. I just noticed.

MartianBethany:  We have more sand pouring from the ceiling. Into someone’s lunch, this time- bummer.

MartianBethany:  American walks into the room, and a cross leaps off mantel. Woman hater stands up and goes “EEEVVVILLL thy name is woman!”

MartianBethany:  Woman sits down to eat. “Come, let me give you that tour.” She leaves her food untouched. Too polite to say no, or not hungry?

MartianBethany:  It does look pretty nasty, to be honest. I mean, even through the filter of the TV.

MartianBethany:  Guy just turned the hourglass over while preaching brimstone and fire. Guess: someone dies as the last of the sand falls.

PurePareidolia: @MartianBethany I haven’t heard a plan that dastardly since the Wizard of Oz!

MartianBethany:  I love it when Catholics are named Elizabeth. It amuses me in a religious history sense.

MartianBethany:  Oh wow the hourglass started dripping BLOOD. Then someone freaked out. Was that an explosion? What the hell?

MartianBethany:  This guy pronounces catacombs as cat-a-coooms. He’s gonna say it a lot. /sigh

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany this movie sounds nucking futts, smoking monks, blood hourglasses (makes no fuckin sense) and monks reading MT

cmdrsue:  @MartianBethany the pleated pants comment made me snork.

MartianBethany:  @cmdrsue The devil is responsible for pleated front pants. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

MartianBethany:  Okay, I realize this is a Tuscan Abbey that’s ancient or whatever but it looks the EXACT same as it did 400 years ago. The giant life-

MartianBethany:  size crucified Jesus statue, painted with a wig is the exact same. Nobody, in 400 god damn years, moved ANYTHING in this room.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany obvious continuity error is obvious

MartianBethany:  @Adamthemann Mural on the wall is the same? okay, I can buy it. Same implements, even. But the same tacky-looking live-size Jesus

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany remember buddy christ is your friend

cmdrsue:  @MartianBethany you can’t go movin’ sacred shizzle around!

MartianBethany:  Women Hater Monk (WMH) is all sneaking around, creeping out the nice lady, complaining to the Brother Superior.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany I can see that conversation Monk: “But brother, they won’t touch me in my no no place, so i creep them out.”

MartianBethany:  I think Brother Superior just called WHM out for freaking everyone out with his fire and brimstone bullshit.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany and the fire and brimstone bullshit is his penis 😛

MartianBethany:  WHM: They’re all freaked out! BrotherSup: Yeah, because YOU’RE FREAKING THEM OUT dude. Sadly, WHM is right about a few things.

MartianBethany:  Namely, the demon in the catacombs. Isn’t there a trope about the asshole being right? ugh.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany Red Headed woman….Now I am interested

MartianBethany:  I think Brother Superior just found the demon’s tomb. There are a lot of bright red scars on the walls, dripping blood. He’s wiggin’

MartianBethany:  And now he’s got a scar on his face, and he sees himself floating on a board and.. he had a heart attack and died. Huh

MartianBethany:  So, lets guess: WHM is going to take over the Abbey and have the woman stoned or something. Asshole.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany his motivation for that is, he was forced to be a monk cause all women shunned him

MartianBethany:  Man if this guy doesn’t die I’m going to be so disappointed.

MartianBethany:  Man this movie has the worst, most plastic looking flowers I’ve ever seen. Terrible.

MartianBethany:  Oh god, we’re zooming in on the creepy Jesus statue. Okay, movie pause time: A, I need a bathroom break.

MartianBethany:  B: I wildly suspect that TackyJesus is about to open his eyes and leer at me. I need to be fortified with more soda

MartianBethany:  Okay, back. Upon further examination: the CROSS looks plastic too. What the hell.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany crappy production is crappy

MartianBethany:  Oh, even better, Jesus is moving around in the background, out of focus.

MartianBethany:  He’s about to kill the hell out of this Monk who’s snarfing a Snickers bar.

MartianBethany:  The Monk of course, think he’s a Vision of god- until Jesus runs him through. Wow.

cmdrsue:  @MartianBethany creepy Jesus?

MartianBethany:  @cmdrsue Even up and moving, he was more like Tacky Jesus. He was clearly wearing a fake beard and big wig. Like, clearly.

MartianBethany:  Now… flowers growing from the cracks of a rock wall are fake bleeding.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany @cmdrsue maybe the movie is on it’s monthly friend hence all the bleeding

MartianBethany:  @Adamthemann @cmdrsue Based on the self-flagellating WHM character, I’d say that it’s more likely this movie cuts itself.

MartianBethany:  @Adamthemann @cmdrsue “Craaaaawwwling in my skiiiiiin this wound it will not heeeeeaaalllll”

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany @cmdrsue LMAO this movie has emo moments

cmdrsue:  @MartianBethany @adamthemann bwha-ha-ha! #emo #thismoviecutsitself

MartianBethany:  WHM laid in WAIT for Elizabeth so he could JUMP OUT and go ‘YOOOOOUUUU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME…. IN THIS ABBEY!”

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany YOOOOOOUUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAASSSSS O_o

MartianBethany:  @Adamthemann Really I think he was waiting there all day for her. He’s been all ‘creeper monk’ today.

MartianBethany:  Old dying guy “Listen to me, this place is going all to hell.” No joke.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany Or maybe he wants to keep her, his dirty little secret

MartianBethany:  Oh wow, when Jesus killed the Monk earlier he tied the Monk onto the cross he climbed down off of. I- just- wow.

MartianBethany:  Oh, hey, it’s this Monk’s friend from the village who’s also a woman. WHM is gonna have a shit fit.

MartianBethany:  Wow American lady is possessed. I was afraid WHM was right about this bullshit.

MartianBethany:  So, let’s guess here: Nice Priest dude is gonna exorcise the devil from her, but die in the process. #wherehaveiheardthatbefore

MartianBethany:  I just lost track of what’s happening. Is this a flashback? Is the devil dude freaking out or something?

MartianBethany:  Then the priest dude used a mirror to… light the fuck out of the bad guy? Is this heaven’s light? Sunlight? Is a vampire? What?

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany Edward Cullen invaded this movie NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adamthemann:  Twilight vampires in this movie #twilightdestroyseventheshittiestofmovies

MartianBethany:  Girl is successfully exorcised. Surprisingly, the priest dude did NOT die. Huh.

MartianBethany:  Well, that hunk of shit is over. Man their art department should be fired.

MartianBethany:  Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

Adamthemann:  @MartianBethany Superman approves of chucking shit into the sun *cue all the worlds nukes scene*

God this movie made no sense in a lot of places.  There seemed to be no rule for movement where the demon was concerned- I realize that he’s a supernatural creature but even in a supernatural movie you need rules to how a thing can move and where and when, there has to be a natural progression to the story and the way things go.

Also, I hated that they made the Woman Hating Monk RIGHT about what was going on. It sets up the movie to support the WOMAN IS EVVVVVIL standpoint which I realize is probably not the case, but the whole idea annoys me anyway.

Also, I am in fact annoyed that the Art Department created the WORST life-sized Jesus replica I have ever laid eyes on, but this abomination to stagecraft played a pivotal role in several scenes in the movie.  In one scene Jesus climbs down from the cross to kill a monk, in another the monk is tied to the cross.

Ugh, this movie.

Anyway, it was completely awful.  The dialog was stilted and terrible in many places, and a lot of the plot just made no god damned sense.  I had to flip through bits of this film to get screen caps of Jesus and reminded myself how awful it was.

I have no good way to end this, really, other than this movie was irredeemably awful and should never have been made.

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